Good afternoon, good evening, and good night.

I'm here, I'm Jake, get used to it.
I’m pretty tired… I guess I’ll go home now.

I’m pretty tired… I guess I’ll go home now.

I said we could get them liquored up and take them to the peach tree dance.

I said we could get them liquored up and take them to the peach tree dance.

thesoundstheymake:

defend cee lo green

It’s name is Reptar! It was so Tommy of him…

thesoundstheymake:

defend cee lo green

It’s name is Reptar! It was so Tommy of him…

(via deciduously)

Dr. Lechter
(via 90s90s90s, nickdrake)

Dr. Lechter

(via 90s90s90s, nickdrake)

Favorite Seth Rogen Movie:

Donnie Darko

Anonymous asked: 1 & 4

The person I like and why I like them: she is a girl, she is pretty, funny, and smart. When I hang out with her, my mind only focuses on her and not all the other junk that is going on. She is not a vegetarian. She is a good person. Her name is anonymous. 

The best thing that has happened to me all week: I graduated from college and got to see my family.

Anonymous asked: 17

Something I regret: Not eating pizza today.

THESE ARE ACTUALLY GOOD QUESTIONS.

  1. the person i like and why i like them.
  2. a famous person i’ve been compared to.
  3. 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
  4. the best thing that has happened to me this week.
  5. weird things i do when i’m alone.
  6. how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
  7. things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
  8. my last night out in detail.
  9. something that makes me sad when i think about it.
  10. something i’ve lied about.
  11. would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
  12. something i’m currently worrying about.
  13. one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
  14. something i do without realising.
  15. lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
  16. a drunken story.
  17. something i regret.
  18. post a picture of myself.
  19. my longest relationship and who it was with.
  20. press ctrl v and post.
  21. post a bit of my last IM convo.
  22. 5 things i want to change.
  23. my view on being tumblr famous.
  24. someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
  25. 5 things within touching distance.
  26. story of my first kiss.

(Source: purem0rning, via strokes-girl)

1 week ago - 264175

This is my crib, these are my hoes, I am rollin’.

I think I’m going to become a male nanny…

I think I’m going to become a male nanny…